Half Moon Bay Disappoints

Reputation's are not necessarily reliable. I've heard from "people" (it's always those mysterious people that cause these problems), that Half Moon Bay is a lovely place to visit. The views, the beach, the shopping in their little downtown area, all worth going to Half Moon Bay for. Well, maybe things have changed, because Half Moon Bay was disappointing.

Last Saturday a friend and I had a free day to explore, so a day trip was in order. When tossing up ideas we decided to make the drive to Half Moon Bay. The drive down Highway 1 is beautiful: twisting and turning, up and down the coast, with several vista points, and beaches to visit along the way. 

Gray Whale Cove State Beach, CA

We were beckoned to stop by a beautiful but brief view of a sunny cove. Gray Whale Cove State Beach pops up fast and if traffic allows a break, you can quickly (and I mean quickly), cut across the road into the parking lot. There are several hiking trails that head up into McNee Ranch State Park (Montara Mountain), but you really want to head to that beautiful sparkling beach. The sun was bright, and like fugitives we darted across the highway to the walking path to the beach. The beach was almost empty on this Saturday in, and there was plenty of room to sit and enjoy the waves. If the water on the coast wasn't so cold, you could even snorkel here, it looks so beautiful. Unfortunately, I hadn't planned on a cold ocean breeze and my clothing choice kept me from spending the day here. Word of warning, there are about 900 steps that take you down to the beach, and well, you have to climb those steps back up. So, if you are not up to a stair-climbing exercise, stay up top for your picnic. Once you have soaked up this lovely cove you can head on, but had I known what was awaiting I would have stayed, even without a sweatshirt. On a side note, Gray Whale Cove State Beach is technically a nude beach. Yup, I said it chilly and all, you can flaunt and see others flaunt, all the bits and pieces. Now, I did not see anyone without clothes, but since it's allowed, just know it could happen. But hey, we're all people, and if you live in San Francisco seeing naked strangers is nothing new. 

We stopped briefly to take in the view, but we were on a mission, headed for Half Moon Bay.

We were headed for Half Moon Bay, a charming coastal town, where people honeymoon, and shop. On the way we were delayed by terrible traffic a back-up of at least half a mile. What is this traffic about, I thought. A wreck? Are we just too close to town? Is a light out? And the answer is...Sam's. Sam's Chowder House has rave enough reviews that people are backed up a half mile trying to find a place to park in order to get in this place. Quickly I thought, maybe we should stop and check it out. In Nascar-pit-stop-style, I yanked the wheel and turned into the parking lot. Sam's doesn't look very big, and with the half-mile back up, and cars planted in every isle waiting for someone to leave, I decided we just didn't have time for chowder. A few days later I talked to close friends who said, Sam's is good food, but not mind blowing. Essentially, if you can get a spot by chance, go in and find a quick seat at the bar and enjoy the view, a warm bowl of chowder, and a drink before heading back on your adventure. 

Back on track...

According to the Half Moon Bay Visitor's website, "at the epicenter of Half Moon Bay is Main Street, a picturesque downtown filled with unique specialty stores, art galleries, local bookstores, restaurants and romantic inns." If this is the epicenter, the quake was very small. Don't get me wrong, I love the mile long stretches of cities that really define a neighborhood or culture. One of my favorite places is, and always will be 2nd Street in Belmont Shore, Long Beach, CA. So, with great anticipation we jockeyed for a parking spot on Main Street and headed out. Lunch was on our schedule, but not much else. 

We walked down the street and weren't heavily enticed to enter the shops. There was a yarn specialty store, a cd music store (which seemed outdated), and a gallery. Then we found our favorite place on Main Street, the Half Moon Bay Feed & Fuel Co. It's a specialty pet and farm supply store right there on Main Street, which is the original location they have operated out of since 1911. This is not just dog and cat catered, but with equestrian gear, a fabulous (yet small) cowboy hat selection, a variety of animals for sale (chickens included), and a good selection of gifts and trinkets, and supplies. Highlights of the Feed Store were a table covered in leather hides in various sizes and dyed various colors, (perfect for your next craft project and at a reasonable price), the cowboy hats, and the various vintage looking cow bells by the front door. If you're interested, they even have real "duster" style jackets from Australia, and full animal fur hides for decoration (or wear). 

Your's truly in her new favorite cowboy hat at Half Moon Bay Feed & Fuel Co.

We've been on this day adventure for a while now, and we have to find a place to eat. We were distracted by a cute little B&B, the Zaballa House. This historic home was restored and added to, creating a 20 room Bed and Breakfast. It's interestingly situated, surrounded by shops and a cafe, that were literally built around it. The Zaballa House is the center of a small quad of shops: an art gallery, home decor store, gift shop (with way too many bleached out shells), and a cafe. The cafe looked about half full; the menu looked very good with some specialty vegetarian items like a Black Bean Burger, and Vegetarian Lasagna. This is the place! We are having lunch! 

We entered with enthusiasm and were greeted half-heartedly and told to pick any table that is open. We seated ourselves, and perused the great looking menu. As we sat and took in our surroundings, it hit me...this place is too small to support this awesome menu. I wonder if their ingredients are fresh? After a long wait, the server took our order and when she offered up three kinds of french fries I asked, "do you make your french fries fresh? Or are they frozen?" Unfortunately she answered, "frozen." Now, not all frozen fries are terrible, but it is a sign that the quality of the food is probably not great and that my instincts were correct, this small shop cannot support the large diverse menu. The food came and confirmed my suspicion, frozen black bean burger, frozen fries, nothing to be admired here. At least the conversation was good. My friend and I decided that we needed to find some excellent food here in Half Moon Bay and looked up local restaurants on our phones. To my excitement there was a place called Rogue Chefs at the opposite end of the street, and that sounded great. Alas, we are off on our adventure again. On our way out I was disappointed to see that the restaurant had a write-up from the local health department "unsanitary practices"...yikes. This was not posted in view when we entered, had it been, I would have found another place to eat. Good sanitary practices are important to me, it shows that feeding people safely is important to the owner.


We headed down the street and took advantage of dropping into shops and Inns to check out the goods. Unfortunately, we were just disappointed. The bakery was a glorified donut shop and hidden from initial view was their write up from the local health department...yikes. I was attracted to a corner Saloon/Inn which seemed lively and had wonderful western decor. I loved the style and it looked historic, I had to check it out. We walked inside and looked around and spent almost 5 minutes purposely looking lost inorder to get someone to offer assistance. I looked for a brochure about the Inn and stood around the reception stand but no one even offered up a, "Be right with you..." San Benito House, we had to leave your fine looking establishment for lack of customer service. Too bad, it looked like an interesting place. Walking down the street we stepped into another restaurant, and found another write-up. What's the deal with lack of food safety compliance? 

We followed the Google Map to what was supposed to be Rogue Chefs and it's no longer there. That's it, we couldn't take anymore and decided to head back to the car.

Maybe Half Moon Bay is fantastic during the peak of summer, or just a fun trip for the Half Moon Bay Art & Pumpkin Festival (happening this weekend!) but we were just disappointed. On the other hand, I love an adventure with a good friend. We had plenty of time to talk, and sometimes that's better than the adventure. After all, good friends are harder to find than a new destination.